No Drinking On Campus
Will had just started a new school and brought some beer on campus to drink with some friends. Before Will saw any of the others, the headmaster saw him with the beer and brought him to the office. The headmaster told Will that there was to be no drinking on campus.
Next day, Will was suspended because he was caught drinking "off campus". When he told the headmaster that he was "not drinking on campus," the headmaster was furious with him for his "manipulative and belligerent attitude."
This is one of the sadder but classic adolescent NLD moments.