I'm Very Clean

The other night Michael very proudly came in the kitchen to inform me that he had bathed and washed his hair by himself. He was very proud of how clean he smelled, I on the other had was wondering what we had in the house that could cause such and over powering smell. I ask him what he used for soap, he proudly led me to the bathroom and showed me the bottle of Head and Shoulders shampoo. He explained that it said you could use it on your head and shoulders, so he knew it could be used on the whole body